Bush + Excrement = “Bushturd”

For the past year, mounds of dog poop around public parks in Germany
have been painstakingly lavished with miniature flag portraits of that
wonderful man, George W. Bush.

The beautification campaign, completely done anonymously by
thoughtful people, has led park officials to ponder the possibility of
George Bush’s character strengths having anything to do with the
quality of the excrement, which are remarkable for being tough and hard
on the outside, and soft and chewy on the inside. Not that anybody,
especially park officials, has tried chewing any of it.

“This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be
2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that
time,” said happily by Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth.
He’s evidently excited for more of these good things.

This selfless campaign by still-unknown crusaders should be emulated
by shit-flingers everywhere, especially with the absence of any law
against using feces as a flag stand. Especially when said flag stands
are to be used in connection with mighty, honorable men of vision.

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