Jollibee Sex Scandal: In Which Jollibee Savagely Takes Twirlie From Behind

I’m a bit disappointed for capturing this juicy bit weeks late in my
radar, but it’s so priceless I couldn’t pass it up. Here’s the
probably-now-popular Jollibee “sex scandal” video, in which Jollibee engages in some naughty R&R with another mascot, maybe done after a disturbingly wholesome kiddie party.

Jollibee responds with what was supposedly the best-quality damage-control letter
burger money could buy, but it strikes us as either uninspired or
merely pales in comparison with the kind of naughtiness we’re faced
with. Now, if all you kids would listen closely, you’d hear the mad,
gloating laughter of all of McDonald’s Philippines’ footsoldiers.

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