Overheard At The Supermarket #1
Supermarket somewhere in Manila. Two guys debating right by the shelves of fruit preserves and jars of processed honey.
Dude 1: alam mo, hindi nilalanggam ang honey.
Dude 2: nilalanggam rin iyan.
Dude 1: ang orig na honey, hindi nilalanggam. yung honey na may halong asukal, yun ang lalanggamin.
Dude
2: baka ang tinutukoy mo, nagki-crystallize. honey na may asukal,
nagki-crystallize, yung orig, hindi. liquid forever. kahit malamig.
Dude 1: pareho din yun. ang honey na orig, walang halo, hindi nilalapitan ng langgam, hindi nagki-crystallize.
Dude 2: [pause] ano ka ba. kung betlog nga nilalanggam, honey pa? e mas matamis yun.
Both
dudes leave. I grab one of the jars of honey and throw it into my cart.
I’m thinking, maybe I’ll smear some of this shit on my testicles and wait
for the ants, see who’s right. It’s okay. All for the sake of
science. Then I’ll post the findings of my randomized, double-blind experiment later, just to rid the world of debates like that one.
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Ahahaha! I think bastard#2 is wrong because kuya never told us that he’s going to visit you in the hospital.
Addendum:
Kuya, ginawa mo ba talaga? Naku, baka mawala talaga ang chance mo na magkaanak.
bakit ba ako nagbabasa ng blog mo!!! pasaway kaaaaaaaaaa!!! sino yung 2 pasaway sa mart. turo mo sa akin at ng masampal ko pareho!