“Susan and the Infinite Sadness”
I had been cleaning up my hard drive when I found an old story I had written several months ago. It’s called "Susan and the Infinite Sadness" and I sort of wrote it along the usual plot lines of the Maalaala Mo Kaya classic Tagalog drama. Except it’s written in English, a language I constantly use to subtly hide some vomit-friendly plot twists I tend to make.
Be forewarned, though: the story’s so sappy no print publication agreed to publish it. As the old-timers used to say, it’s not only corny, it’s cornichon! Today, however, I’m posting it online in celebration of the World Sappy Short Stories Day, an awesome global event I invented two minutes ago.
So for avid readers of incredible tearjerking pseudo-romance stories (cleverly sprinkled with gratuitous and entirely unnecessary sex scenes), you may read the full text of "Susan and the Infinite Sadness" here.
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Yay! So now we have another reason to party just because you invented a holiday? LOL!
i’ll read the story later on. i’m already feeling sappy right now.
*sneeze*
Nabasa ko yung story.
Ano namang bullshit ang pumasok sa kukote mo kuya? MANIWALA AKONG HINDI MO PAPATUSIN ANG ISANG MAGANDANG BABAENG WALANG SAPLOT AT EL NA EL SA YO!!!! Sabagay, kung ginawa yun ng character mo eh di malalaman ng mga nagbabasa dito na ikaw yung ghost writer na madalas magpadala sa column ni Xerex Xaviera! Ahahahahaahaha!!
Grabe! Napakasenti! Sigurado, pati writers ng Maalaala eh maiiyak sa ginawa mo. Baka mag-suicide pa sila dahil feel nila hindi sila makapagsulat ng ganun ka-sappy na story!!! LHUPEEEEET!!!!
Seriously, okay siya.
hey, thanks, y’all!
Hey kuya, challenge lang to sa yo ha? Okay lang kahit hindi mo seryosohin itong challenge ko (pero mas maganda kung magagawa mo, hehehe)–try mo naman magsulat ng erotic story. Oo, ngayon na ang oras para i-publish mo ang mga kwentong umiikot sa utak mo habang nagbabasa ka ng mga istoryang nakakapang-init ng…at nakakapagpatayo ng…balbon. Promise, hindi ka masisipa dito sa Friendster! Wala lang, curious lang ako kung makakapagsulat ang isang Scorpio (oo na, hindi ka man maniwala sa astrology pati kay God)ng isang istoryang may erotic content.
sorry mary josette. erotic stories offend my very delicate sensibilities. he he. and besides, i dont think it can be called a “challenge.” i think it takes less effort to do that than write a well thought-out story, di ba.
but to not totally disappoint you, let me point you to a nice website where unicorns roam: http://www.literotica.com.
closer to home: http://www.pantasya.com
not mine, but just to show you any dude can easily write it.
Okay, pero kuya, member ka ba ng literotica? ask ko lang. Hehehe…
BTW, member ako ng literotica.com.
Wag mo lang ako isumbong kay kuya, hehehe…
kuya, tumingin ako sa pantasya.com.
Letse, ang pangit ng mga stories dun! Wala man lang variety ng style ng narration at walang kalatoy-latoy basahin! Nakakaantok lang! Mas maganda pang basahin itong blog mo–hehehe…mambola ba? Anyway, nami-miss ko yung kay Xerex. At least dun kahit papano, medyo paiba-iba ng style ng narration.
Kung ikukumpara yung pantasya sa literotica, mas maganda pa kaya yung mga stories sa literotica LALO YUNG SINULAT KONG STORY DUN!!
I agree. I prefer reading Joebert over ….I don’t know.. hmm. I think I’m getting lazier.
Anyway, just dropping by to say that I’m a regular Skirmisher.org reader. Super astig! Do you actually make money from that site? Galing ah
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