That’s the thing with greed, Archy. It’s blind.

Aww, lookie that. It’s Andrew Tan, Megaworld Corp’s Overlord. Seems like only yesterday I was writing the guy’s “I used to be as poor as fuck, just like you!” speeches for the still-dirt-poor people at UE (he’s an alumnus). Look at him now. He’s all grown up! He could save a gazillion starving Filipinos, but he won’t! His kindness is for employees only!

I’m so proud of you, Andrew. So proud. You need somebody to make your daughter’s thesis so goddamn awesome, or you want a truckload of your money vanish like magic, you know where to find me.

Image is from the “10 portraits of power in Philippine business,” Rogue magazine, March 2009.

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